Oh dear God...

OK. Now this is something that you'd be more likely to see on my brother's blog, but I just couldn't resist...

I was just watching Inside Edition where they had a segment about America's Sexiest Politician. And where else would she be from but Michigan?! Her name is Carey Torrice and she is the Macomb County Commissioner. I checked out her website (http://www.careytorrice.com/) and I must say, I'm kinda embarrassed that we're from the same state! There are pictures on her site from when she was a "hottie" at Hottiefest (there really is such a thing?!?), of her in a sexy police uniform that's unzipped pretty low and several other sexy photos. Oh! And there are also links to her other websites. Apparently she's also an Actress and Private Eye! A triple threat!!!!

In the segment we see her posing in a teeny yellow bikini while holding her campaign sign. She then goes on to say that bikinis are her favorite thing to wear (of course they are!) before we see her going door to door (she's running for re-election) in, what else, but green velour warm-ups! What could be more professional or say, "Take me seriously!" like a nice pair of J-Lo's?!? Maybe that's why it took me so long to find a job here. I was wearing the wrong thing! I should've thrown on the velour and tennies instead of a suit with nice heels! Well, I guess hindsight is 20-20, isn't it?!